/* author: puppetz */
/* Creation date: 5/19/2003 */
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var howMany = 145
var quotes = new Array(howMany+1)
quotes[0] = "naturally fresh"
quotes[1] = "jaded junkpile of jocularity"
quotes[2] = "randomly strewn musical scraps"
quotes[3] = "non-nutrititive music-like paste"
quotes[4] = "warm wassel for whelps"
quotes[5] = "nematodes in your napery"
quotes[6] = "olive-drab musical bivouac"
quotes[7] = "jagged musical debris"
quotes[8] = "overgrown spite trellis"
quotes[9] = "glistening patina of faux virtuosity"
quotes[10] = "contemplating the corncrib"
quotes[11] = "mudflap on your manubrium"
quotes[12] = "gossamer cocoon of ennui"
quotes[13] = "lucifer's screwdriver"
quotes[14] = "wafting whiff of whatnot"
quotes[15] = "dumplings in the deep end"
quotes[16] = "strategic sidekick sacrifice"
quotes[17] = "lacquered leprechaun leavings"
quotes[18] = "lonely &amp; scared"
quotes[19] = "surgically precise slapdashery"
quotes[20] = "asphalt bellyflop"
quotes[21] = "liquid leotard lather"
quotes[22] = "yellowed yarn of yesteryear"
quotes[23] = "fluttering fringe of fecklessness"
quotes[24] = "moist musical sod for your hogan"
quotes[25] = "another hill in the talent landfill"
quotes[26] = "buttered peas for the ill at ease"
quotes[27] = "20 bucks the hard way"
quotes[28] = "riding the longhorn shortbus"
quotes[29] = "catastrophic comedy cave-in"
quotes[30] = "token of my extreme"
quotes[31] = "nicked and grazed by wafers"
quotes[32] = "face-first into fame's furnace"
quotes[33] = "awakened by the smell of casserole"
quotes[34] = "flotsam in an ocean of hurt"
quotes[35] = "dockside scrod barrage"
quotes[36] = "apocalypso facto"
quotes[37] = "that band we saw at that one bar"
quotes[38] = "high on Jesus"
quotes[39] = "plowshares into polyester"
quotes[40] = "filled with wriggling talent larvae"
quotes[41] = "polyphonic peacock pulp"
quotes[42] = "first stand at fort surrender"
quotes[43] = "splintery porch swing of despair"
quotes[44] = "sputtering spigot of song"
quotes[45] = "oily shavings from the music grindery"
quotes[46] = "luxuriant longhorn lather"
quotes[47] = "fourth-rated by third graders"
quotes[48] = "suctioned funnybone marrow"
quotes[49] = "wrinkled raisins of redaction"
quotes[50] = "bouyant biscuits of benevolence"
quotes[51] = "bucketload of wriggling chucklebait"
quotes[52] = "shipwrecked voyage of discovery"
quotes[53] = "bio booster battle booties"
quotes[54] = "soothing salve for your intake valve"
quotes[55] = "turbo powered tedium"
quotes[56] = "forbidden fruit cocktail"
quotes[57] = "dutch rub on your nether lands"
quotes[58] = "teeth and nails when all else fails"
quotes[59] = "y tu mama tambien"
quotes[60] = "hull breach in the talent boat"
quotes[61] = "Pedro's cousins with sweet hook-up"
quotes[62] = "step stool to stagnation"
quotes[63] = "food for thoughtlessness"
quotes[64] = "teeny-tiny tadpole tether"
quotes[65] = "gas-powered rainforest-wood seal club"
quotes[66] = "your permanent seat on the shortbus"
quotes[67] = "clenched to the bursting point"
quotes[68] = "mediocrity's chocolatey flotilla"
quotes[69] = "standard issue rock rations"
quotes[70] = "pocket sized miasma inhaler"
quotes[71] = "hog-tied with velvet ducttape"
quotes[72] = "cesspool sippy straw"
quotes[73] = "twirling toupeč of temerity"
quotes[74] = "buzzard-picked frontier music"
quotes[75] = "cheeses of Nazareth"
quotes[76] = "extra layer of mayonnaise"
quotes[77] = "where condiments collide"
quotes[78] = "busfare to nowhere"
quotes[79] = "double ur pressure double ur funk"
quotes[80] = "heaping spoonful of armegeddon-0's"
quotes[81] = "cannon-ball off music's highdive"
quotes[82] = "encrusted with dried talent granules"
quotes[83] = "cinder-block tether-ball"
quotes[84] = "barbed-wire bunting"
quotes[85] = "ribcage xylophone"
quotes[86] = "glistening cluster of musical roe"
quotes[87] = "sanitary and delicious"
quotes[88] = "brainstem in the bud vase"
quotes[89] = "spaceborne slurry of futuristic fudge"
quotes[90] = "pickle juice spritzer"
quotes[91] = "linoleum lapels on our tarpaper tuxedo"
quotes[92] = "official band of the apocalypse"
quotes[93] = "cardboard rockers for a styrofoam utopia"
quotes[94] = "pieced together from excavated musician shards"
quotes[95] = "threadbare tapestry of titters"
quotes[96] = "liquid corn for the recently born"
quotes[97] = "protracted talent famine"
quotes[98] = "your hellride backseat driver"
quotes[99] = "underdone overkill aftermath"
quotes[100] = "the pumice patch on music slip-n-slide"
quotes[101] = "the chinstrap on your skullcap"
quotes[102] = "selling soft soap for hard times"
quotes[103] = "bio booster battle booties"
quotes[104] = "soothing salve for your intake valve"
quotes[105] = "rubber duckie for your bathos"
quotes[106] = "suddenly... the sidewalk"
quotes[107] = "like a bone-deep papercut"
quotes[108] = "the sausages in your sarcophagus"
quotes[109] = "unplugged musical respirator"
quotes[110] = "more porridge for the engorged"
quotes[111] = "flea-bag feeding frenzy"
quotes[112] = "bite-mark festoonery"
quotes[113] = "our rumpled rodeo of regret"
quotes[114] = "dumptruck motorcade"
quotes[115] = "like a tin cupful of tepid chowder"
quotes[116] = "music's leathery gray undercarriage"
quotes[117] = "breech in your bilge boots"
quotes[118] = "success's tattered hand-me-down"
quotes[119] = "headlock nepotism"
quotes[120] = "oozing musical abcess"
quotes[121] = "like the moist chuckle of a chainsaw"
quotes[122] = "crumpled cardboard crescendo"
quotes[123] = "seething hotbed of ho-hum"
quotes[124] = "bedeviled by bejesus"
quotes[125] = "silt-choked musical nozzle"
quotes[126] = "glimmering talent mirage"
quotes[127] = "salon formulated saddle softener"
quotes[128] = "gravy-stained muumuu of despair"
quotes[129] = "peephole into a bleak beyond"
quotes[130] = "mordant amusements for gentlefolke"
quotes[131] = "cannon-ball off music's highdive"
quotes[132] = "puling pleas from the portcullis"
quotes[133] = "jackknife nosedive"
quotes[134] = "marinating in your own musk"
quotes[135] = "beautifully braided beard of bees"
quotes[136] = "la band dessineč la plus populaire de france"
quotes[137] = "woodchucks in your wainscoting"
quotes[138] = "glucose in your globular cluster"
quotes[139] = "wrinkled knee in the leotards of rock & roll"
quotes[140] = "the lowest setting on talent's dimmer switch"
quotes[141] = "money back if socks not completely rocked off"
quotes[142] = "like a fingernail - chalkboard sonata"
quotes[143] = "the band you saw that one time at that place"
quotes[144] = "the buckling beams of your hopes &amp; dreams"
quotes[145] = "the sad little band no child wanted"

function rndnumber(){

var randscript = -1

while (randscript < 0 || randscript > howMany || isNaN(randscript)){

randscript = parseInt(Math.random()*(howMany+1))

}

return randscript

}

quo = rndnumber()

quox = quotes[quo]

document.write(quox)

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